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Sheila DeBonis's avatar

Already registered for the parade! Under aliases though, and with disguised email address and phone number. You'll need to provide a real phone number for verification purposes, but please use a Google Voice number or similar forwarding tool. Firefox Relay is an email forwarding tool to disguise your email address which I also recommend.

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Pari & Eve, MPH's avatar

10/10 pro tip! You’re amazing.

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B.Ruth. Cornwell's avatar

Well, the "ghosting" is fine, but a simpler ploy is to stay home, go about your business, pay no attention to the parade. Tell your kids it will just be a boring bunch of loud machinery rolling along the street and even more boring soldiers marching. No clowns (except the ones in the reviewing stand) No doubt it will be televised and if they must they can watch in comfort at home.

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